Thursday, August 16, 2012

How To Impress Your Prom Date

Limo = classy
Old Country Buffet = sophisticated
Prom date = getting lucky tonight

Complete This Statement...

...miss the playoffs every year
...left a bag of clothes in the Galleria parking lot
...get arrested on the Peace Bridge for DWI after the Sabres/ Leafs game
...know somebody named Gordie

Chastity Belt

Dick Block.
That is all.

Mother Lover

Everybody loves their mom and everybody's mom has different skills and talents.  My mom has a great sense of humor, loves to care for people who need love and support, is an amazing cook and plans the craziest parties you've ever seen.
I'm not sure that I'd advertise if my mom has the talent specified in this decal, but I suppose if you've got a talent like this its best to warn others about it before they get too close.

Too Much FU In Your LIfe?

I get a lot of FU in my daily life and I've always wished there was a product that would help get rid of all this FU.  Well, today is my lucky day because I found this product at my friendly neighborhood grocery store and you can bet that I bought a whole pallet of them.

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

The Awkward Neighborhood

Couldn't sell our house
Neighbor says "Glad you're staying!"
I said "What's your name?"